Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
