For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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