How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
They took my balls.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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