i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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