remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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