I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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