He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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