so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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