i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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