i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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