Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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