are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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