Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize