Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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