She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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