he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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