How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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