can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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