I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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