I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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