Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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