I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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