i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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