i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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