All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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