He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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