Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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