absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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