It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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