this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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