AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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