at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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