Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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