Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
