like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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