im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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