winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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