I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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