i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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