Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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