Cold hands, warm shart.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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