peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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