I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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