R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club đ
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
His name isnt in my phone as âSatanâs spawnâ for no reason. #devildick
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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