ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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