So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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