i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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