My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
