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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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