i don't plan on having that self control this summer
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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