I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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