Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
