I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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